So some crazy drunk mofo drived his car into our trash can and broke our mailbox. Thing is, he left his car at the scene. A white pickup truck. Inside in the back seat there were blankets like he’s been sleeping in the back. He left his door unlocked too. I opened the door to see loads of fast food wrappers and Marlboro cigarettes packages. I grabbed one.
Me: “Well, I guess I’ll take the cigarettes and find this crazy mofo later.”
It’s night time, mom is in the kitchen. I walk in.
Me: “MOM, THERE’S SOMEONE STARING AT ME FROM THE KITCHEN WINDOW.”
Mom: “What? Who?”
Me: “I DON’T KNOW, BUT HE’S STILL STARING.”
Mom: “Where? I don’t see him.”
Me: “HE’S RIGHT THERE! HE’S MOVING AROUND NOW, OH MY LORD.”
Brother comes in.
Bro: “OH GOD MOM YOU DON’T SEE HIM?”
Mom: “How does he look like?”
Synchronized brother and I “HE’S AN OLD MAN!”
Me: “I’m leaving I’m creeped out.”
Bro leaves too.
3 minutes later I go back to the kitchen.
Me: “Is that Bry outside? What’s he doing out there?” (Bry is my stepdad)
Mom: “I sent him out there to find the creepy man that was peering through our window.”
Me: “Oh my God mom, I was just joking! You believed my super fake acting? If an old dude was staring at me from the kitchen window, I wouldn’t be so calm! And to just go to my room like it never happened?”
She’s so gullible. Adorable though, lol.
Anonymous asked:Hi me from befor. I no actuall have acount here. I just cume here for freind from acount here
Ah okay, well if you ever think about making your own account, it takes about two minutes :)
Ask me anything. I’m feeling open :)
Anonymous asked:Hi so I still confused . weed okay or no okay??
Like I said before, I haven’t researched the side effects or consequences that weed produces, sorry. You should get off anon :) I’d like to know who I’m talking to! XD