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Mofo

So some crazy drunk mofo drived his car into our trash can and broke our mailbox. Thing is, he left his car at the scene. A white pickup truck. Inside in the back seat there were blankets like he’s been sleeping in the back. He left his door unlocked too. I opened the door to see loads of fast food wrappers and Marlboro cigarettes packages. I grabbed one.

Me: “Well, I guess I’ll take the cigarettes and find this crazy mofo later.”


Window Stalking

It’s night time, mom is in the kitchen. I walk in.

Me: “MOM, THERE’S SOMEONE STARING AT ME FROM THE KITCHEN WINDOW.”

Mom: “What? Who?”

Me: “I DON’T KNOW, BUT HE’S STILL STARING.”

Mom: “Where? I don’t see him.”

Me: “HE’S RIGHT THERE! HE’S MOVING AROUND NOW, OH MY LORD.”

Brother comes in.

Bro: “OH GOD MOM YOU DON’T SEE HIM?”

Mom: “How does he look like?”

Synchronized brother and I “HE’S AN OLD MAN!”

Me: “I’m leaving I’m creeped out.”

Bro leaves too.

3 minutes later I go back to the kitchen.

Me: “Is that Bry outside? What’s he doing out there?” (Bry is my stepdad)

Mom: “I sent him out there to find the creepy man that was peering through our window.”

Me: “Oh my God mom, I was just joking! You believed my super fake acting? If an old dude was staring at me from the kitchen window, I wouldn’t be so calm! And to just go to my room like it never happened?”

She’s so gullible. Adorable though, lol.


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Anonymous asked:

Hi so I still confused . weed okay or no okay??

Like I said before, I haven’t researched the side effects or consequences that weed produces, sorry. You should get off anon :) I’d like to know who I’m talking to! XD