if santa can eat thousands of cookies in one night why can’t i
"You get the best-of both worlds,
Live as rich as a king
Yet as poor as a shit.”
I don’t know why dogs were originally called bitches
that should of been for cats
in short, fuck tumblr’s attitudes about “grades don’t matter” and “i’m offended because someone is breathing” and “it’s cool to be apathetic and hate everything” because the world doesn’t fucking cater to you guys, you pretentious assholes who expect everything in life to be sugar coated to y’all and you’re gonna have to grow up sometime
Let’s get this on a shirt.
Reblogging this again…
Pan-cake.. Cup-cake…why didn’t they call cake, plate cake?
If you still talk about it - you still care about it.
- Anonymous (via blackbruise)
It’s Asexual Awareness Week! Let’s take some time to learn about the asexual spectrum.
this made me very happy